Who Is Susan Collins? / by Tim Lane

We’re leaving the house as soon as I hang up this phone. Okay? Capiche? Please pull yourself together. Splash a little of your dad’s Canoe on your face, and put some clean clothes on, okay? For me? Please? My mother still remembers how you wouldn’t wear your goddamn cumber bun at prom. She’s still pissed off. You could have at least worn it for the photos. It was prom. So, this is what’s happening. We’re going to swing by and pick you up and stick you in the back seat and you’ll look like you’re in a goddamn Don Henley video.
— Susan Collins

Susan Collins lives on the other side of The Wall. She’s Stuart’s high school ex. She’s best friends with Cammie.

’Hold Me Now,’ by Thompson Twins, was her and Stuart’s song.